Volume I of III. Over 500 hilarious one liner jokes in four humorous chapters encompassing all areas of comedy in the punch lines - clean, dirty, adult, child, sex, christian, fat, stupid, redneck, practical - it's in here. These really funny visual one line quips for dating, shopaholic, insane and the disgusting will be plagiarized by stand up comics for years to come Why I Stay Single Excerpts from Chapter One: A Second Date's No So Likely If...He picks his nose during the second course and eats it during the third, A Second Date's No So Likely If...He makes karate noises while eating sushi, A Second Date's No So Likely If...You uncontrollably laugh at her dinner attire when she opens the door, A Second Date's No So Likely If...She wore condom earrings to a religious festival, A Second Date's No So Likely If...He called it dancing, but you thought it was an epileptic seizure. Linda Parker, a determined to stay single mother of three and grandmother, shares her brilliant visual quick jokes about encounters drawn from family, children, ex-husbands (plural), coworkers and some incredibly undesirable attempts to date in her 40's. They are the type of laughs that no one would admit to doing if caught in the act. In light of the above, the author claims there won't be a Husband Number 4 Well, I admit, this is a first for me. I've read and written lots of funny stuff. And I have 'funny' in my blood, my dad was Bozo the Clown. (True Story.) But I've never edited a joke book before. And it is hilarious. Got any more? I could do this all day Jennifer.

Why I Stay Single!: 500+ One Liner Jokes (1)

Humor & Entertainment

Parker, Linda

Humor

Linda Parker

Volume II of III.  Over 500 hilarious one liner jokes in four humorous chapters encompassing all areas of comedy in the punch lines - clean, dirty, adult, child, sex, christian, fat, stupid, redneck, practical - it's in here.   These really funny visual one line quips for dating, shopaholic, insane and the disgusting will be plagiarized by stand up comics for years to come!  Why I Stay Single!  Excerpts from Chapter One: "A Second Date's No So Likely If...He picks his nose during the second course and eats it during the third," "A Second Date's No So Likely If...He makes karate noises while eating sushi," "A Second Date's No So Likely If...You uncontrollably laugh at her dinner attire when she opens the door," "A Second Date's No So Likely If...She wore condom earrings to a religious festival," "A Second Date's No So Likely If...He called it dancing, but you thought it was an epileptic seizure."  Linda Parker, a "determined to stay single" mother of three and grandmother, shares her brilliant visual quick jokes about encounters drawn from family, children, ex-husbands (plural), coworkers and some incredibly undesirable attempts to date in her 40's.  They are the type of laughs that no one would admit to doing if caught in the act.   In light of the above, the author claims there won't be a Husband Number 4!  "Well, I admit, this is a first for me.  I've read and written lots of funny stuff.  And I have 'funny' in my blood, my dad was Bozo the Clown.  (True Story.)   But I've never edited a joke book before.  And it is hilarious.  Got any more?  I could do this all day!  Jennifer."

Why I Stay Single! 500+ One Liner Jokes - Volume II

Volume III of III. Over 500 hilarious one liner jokes in four humorous chapters encompassing all areas of comedy in the punch lines - clean, dirty, adult, child, sex, christian, fat, stupid, redneck, practical - it's in here.   These really funny visual one line quips for dating, shopaholic, insane and the disgusting will be plagiarized by stand up comics for years to come!  Why I Stay Single!  Excerpts from Chapter One: "A Second Date's No So Likely If...He picks his nose during the second course and eats it during the third," "A Second Date's No So Likely If...He makes karate noises while eating sushi," "A Second Date's No So Likely If...You uncontrollably laugh at her dinner attire when she opens the door," "A Second Date's No So Likely If...She wore condom earrings to a religious festival," "A Second Date's No So Likely If...He called it dancing, but you thought it was an epileptic seizure."  Linda Parker, a "determined to stay single" mother of three and grandmother, shares her brilliant visual quick jokes about encounters drawn from family, children, ex-husbands (plural), coworkers and some incredibly undesirable attempts to date in her 40's.  They are the type of laughs that no one would admit to doing if caught in the act.   In light of the above, the author claims there won't be a Husband Number 4!  "Well, I admit, this is a first for me.  I've read and written lots of funny stuff.  And I have 'funny' in my blood, my dad was Bozo the Clown.  (True Story.)   But I've never edited a joke book before.  And it is hilarious.  Got any more?  I could do this all day!  Jennifer."

Why I Stay Single! 500+ One Liner Jokes - Volume III

This easy-to-follow how to book is a must for everyone. It includes over 100 topic-related joke examples. How to Write One Liner Jokes example joke excerpts from the workbook exercises: "For the Holidays, Molly got a dolly, Betty got a teddy, Jimmy got a lolly, and Freddy got a condom," "Mable's cane was not for walking; rather, it was for the men in the park that ignored her," "During the divorce proceedings, Fred slid further down in his seat when he realized her attorney was his ex-mistress." In her materials, Linda Parker states that: "Everyone is funny-and anyone can be a comedian if they truly learn to laugh at themselves." The Author, a "determined to stay single" mother of three and grandmother, shares her secrets to writing brilliant visual quick jokes about encounters drawn from special occasions, family, children, ex-husbands (plural), and coworkers. They are the type of laughs that no one would admit to doing if caught in the act yet make the best one-line writing material. "Well, I admit, this is a first for me. I've read and written lots of funny stuff. And I have 'funny' in my blood, my dad was Bozo the Clown. (True Story.) But I've never edited a joke book before. And it is hilarious. Got any more? I could do this all day! Jennifer."

How to Write One Liner Jokes: Includes 100+ Topic-Related One Line Joke Examples

This resource is filled with 600 one-line quips for top ten reason jokes covering a large variety of humorous topics.

Top Ten Reasons 600 Fun One Line Quips

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Why I Stay Single!: 500+ One Liner Jokes (1)

Why I Stay Single! 500+ One Liner Jokes - Volume II

Why I Stay Single! 500+ One Liner Jokes - Volume III

How to Write One Liner Jokes: Includes 100+ Topic-Related One Line Joke Examples

Top Ten Reasons 600 Fun One Line Quips

Beans and Grains Cookbook for Vegetarians: Harness the Benefits of Beans and Grains in Your Vegetarian Diet With Easy and Tasty Recipes

Beans and Grains Cookbook for Vegetarians: Harness the Benefits of Beans and Grains in Your Vegetarian Diet With Easy and Tasty Recipes